Relationship jokes
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?