babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️
what does B**** mean son asked father father said it mean your handsome son said ok your a B**** father of course not im not a B****
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
If your boyfriends doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣
