Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Relationship Jokes
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
People love you.
Don't die.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
