Relationship jokes

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

“You got nice buns!”

How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?

Pour bleach on it.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

My dad is nice!

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

I love you, Hebrew John.

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

Yo mama so nice she...

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love my dog, Sadie.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.