Relationship jokes
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.