Relationship

Relationship jokes

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"