🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Your mom.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Want to have sex?
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
