Relationship jokes
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Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.