Relationship

Relationship jokes

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!