How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
The South.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
