"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
The south
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
