Red jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"