Red jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What did I do with the internet?
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.