Red jokes
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Memes
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What did I do with the internet?
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.