Red jokes
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!