Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
what goes 200 mph and is red??????????
babies in a blender
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
Roses are red, Voilets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo
Roses are red, Vilots are blue Shrek is ugly but not uglier than you
ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
