Red jokes
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What did I do with the internet?
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!