Red jokes
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.