Red

Red jokes

Red Dot

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

People

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Girl Scout

What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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  • Roast

    Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

    Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

    Memes

    Bandit

    Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

    The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

    Baby

    How do you paint a wall red?

    You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.

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  • Insult

    Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

    Treasure

    One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

    After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

    Blood

    Blood is red.

    Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

    Penis

    Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Indian

    If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

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  • Indian

    How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

    🤣😂😆😁

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  • Baby

    What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?

    I don't have the Ferrari.

    Mom

    Roses are red,

    Potatoes are brown,

    Your mom's so hot,

    I put her down.

    Vision

    Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

    They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

    Car crash

    What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

    Kermit in a car crash.