Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
roses r red violets r fine il be the six u be the nine
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I'n done choking you You will be too.
Whats the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red Ferrari in my car
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
i got them red Gucci bracelets
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
Roses are red Violets are too You better run I’m following you
