Red jokes

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An ethnic orgy.

How do you paint a wall red?

You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

🤣😂😆😁

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?

I don't have the Ferrari.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What did I do with the internet?

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?