Red jokes

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Is skin picking self-harm?

Cause I'm red all over without a razor.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

What’s red and cries?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

What’s big, red, and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.