One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
