Red jokes

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.