Reason jokes
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."