Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: Because they don't have anyone they can call Daddy.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
