Reason jokes
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.