These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Reason Jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.