There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: What's really long and black? A: The line at KFC
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
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The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??
