Really jokes

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

My uncle got really badly burned the other day.

They don't fuck around at the crematorium.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.