I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Reaction Jokes
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
