Reaction jokes
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Your face makes onions cry.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh