removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If you punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" Thats what my friend said when he gave an epi-pen idk why tho
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo🇷🇺
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but i wouldnt get a reaction
Why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning?
It has better reactions then the twin towers.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing. The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor. In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
