Rating jokes
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
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Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
rate me out of 10 ik im ugly im 13 :(
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Your Fortnite win rate.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?