Rating jokes

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

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Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?

Because women are emotional and full of drama.

The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

Your Fortnite win rate.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.