Rating jokes
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
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I rate these jokes 9/11.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.