Rating jokes
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.
"Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Miss Drake."
"Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."
"Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Your Fortnite win rate.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.