Rating jokes
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!