I rate you a 9/11
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
I rate you 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 u need
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
I rate these jokes 9/11
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well... ARRRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why the boy couldn't go see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRRR.
rate these races out of 10/10
white 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
blavk 0/10
I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
