Rating Jokes

EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"

Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG

i am guessing u dont understand :(

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate u 9/11

I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."

How does the earth rate it's sex?

Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

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I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"