what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
da baby
Dababy
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
