Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
