Rapper

Rapper jokes

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!