How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
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What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
