Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.