Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
