Rapper

Rapper jokes

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!