Rapper

Rapper jokes

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!