What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
