Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.