Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.