What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
