Rape jokes
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.