Rape jokes
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Violence against women is funny :)
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.