The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
