Rape

Rape jokes

Year

  • I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

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    Game of Thrones

  • The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

    I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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    Feminist

  • The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

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    Rapist

  • Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

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    Woman

  • What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

    She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

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    Girlfriend

  • What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

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