Rape Jokes

Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

Rape is a touchy subject

Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist

How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.