Rape jokes

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

Freeze.

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.