Rape

Rape jokes

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Abortion

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

Football Player

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

Rapist

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

Memes

Feminist

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

Misunderstanding

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

Period

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

Rapist

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

Woman

What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

Freeze.

Game of Thrones

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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  • Woman

    How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

    By cutting off her fingers.

    Woman

    What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

    She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

    Rapist

    99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

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  • Girlfriend

    What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.