The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
If you’re ever bored, just rape an orphan! What’re the gonna do, tell their parents?
im m 24 and i was fucking a chinese lady and she kept screaming "im tu yung!" like idk what that name is
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct Tape.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
There are people who are beautifull and then there are people whom I won't rape
How do you keep a mute women you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
I’m a rapist
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.
