Rape

Rape Jokes

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

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Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

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This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020