It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Rape Jokes
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Violence against women is funny :)
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
you.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
