Rape jokes
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
I love rap!
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.