Rape Jokes

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.

What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”

No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

You was sleeping it didn't count - chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you

while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming

Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist

So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet