Rape jokes
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Violence against women is funny :)
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂