Rape jokes
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Violence against women is funny :)
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂