Rape jokes

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

Violence against women is funny :)

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?

A. An assault rifle.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

you.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.