Rape jokes

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

It's only rape.

If she finds out.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

Violence against women is funny :)

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?

A. An assault rifle.

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.