Rape jokes

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

There is one rapist among us.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.