Rape jokes

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

It's only rape.

If she finds out.

Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

when is rape wrong on so many levels?

inside a lift.