Rape jokes
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.