Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
