The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Rape Jokes
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
