Rape

Rape Jokes

Nfl

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

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  • Bill Cosby

    7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

    All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

    7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

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  • Feminist

    The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

    Orphan

    Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

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  • Bear

    It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

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  • Mexican

    There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

    Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

    Man

    I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

    Clock

    Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

    It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.

    Orphan

    If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    Revenge

    My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

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  • Brandon

    What did Saskia say to Brandon?

    Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"

    Woman

    A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

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  • Woman

    How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

    By cutting off her fingers.

    Milf

    There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

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