Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What's black and white and red allover? A penguin that's just been raped.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
