Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.