White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
She said no, so I raped her.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
