Rape

Rape jokes

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

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  • I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

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  • I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

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  • What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

    Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.