A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
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Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.đ„” wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:â ïž
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.
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Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
I just wanted to write something random
And now my wife is dead
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Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
literally no one:why cant you hear the pterodactyl random person:i don't know no one:BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT random person:ha cool i guess
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
MMM ppl just chat random things together....JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldnât joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
Random guy: Do you know Dee? Other dude: Whoâs Dee? Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
