A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.đ„” wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:â ïž
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
I just wanted to write something random
And now my wife is dead
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jacksonâs dad?
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
literally no one:why cant you hear the pterodactyl random person:i don't know no one:BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT random person:ha cool i guess
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldnât joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
MMM ppl just chat random things together....JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
Random guy: Do you know Dee? Other dude: Whoâs Dee? Random guy: Dee Snuts!
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys đđ
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman â your an ugly bitchâ. The mother grabs her son, and says â Iâm so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players donât know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
