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Girlfriend

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

Finger

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

Slit

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

Music

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Memes

Comic

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".
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Girl

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

Couple

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

Marijuana

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Child

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Dad

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

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    • Boomerang

    Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

    Me: The boomerang came back.

    Skin

    Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

    Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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    • Wife

    I just wanted to write something random.

    And now my wife is dead.

    Number

    Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

    Me: 15

    The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

    Me: Do you know what else is a number?

    The guy: What?

    Me: 911

    Pterodactyl

    Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

    Random person: I don't know.

    No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

    Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

    Pilot

    People joking about 9/11.

    Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

    Oh.

    "Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

    Ppl

    MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

    Time

    Time for a random Terraria joke.

    Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

    A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

    (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!