Randomness

Randomness jokes

Pterodactyl

    • Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

    Random person: I don't know.

    No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

    Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

    Virus

    • One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

    A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

    Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

    Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

    Friend

    • I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

    Sister

    • Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"

    Boomerang

    • Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

    Me: The boomerang came back.

    Randomness memes

    Girlfriend

    • One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

    But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

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    • Programming

    • If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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    • Birthday

    • Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear

    Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"

    Homework

    • Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

    Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?

    Me:

    "Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"

    Skin

    • Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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    • Punishment

    • A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"

    A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"

    The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."

    The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"

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    • People

    • Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

    If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

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    • Keyboard

    • More random keyboard words made into sentences:

    This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

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    • Music

    • Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

    Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

    Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

    Teacher

    • So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

    1 hour before:

    So let me get...

    Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

    Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

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    • Tree

    • Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

    The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

    Russian

    • Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

    1. USA was NEVER invaded!

    2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

    3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

    4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

    5. We have more allies than you.

    6. We are smaller but stronger.

    7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

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