Rain jokes
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."