Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
When I mist I miss
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
What do you call the longest raining monarch?
The queen? No she dead
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain? He wanted them rusted.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
The rain is my tears
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
