Do you need an ark? Because I No-ah guy!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
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If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
When I mist I miss
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well we musnt forget that it’s been raining so... Robbie: It’s been raining??? Ty: Yeah! Robbie: Are you being serious??? It’s raining for both teams!
When can an elephant us an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress
Thunderwear
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
