Rain jokes
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Memes
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!