Rain jokes
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!