It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
what goes inside and comes out wet
Do you need an ark? Because I No-ah guy!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
When I mist I miss
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
