Racist jokes
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."