Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
