Racist jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."