why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber
What is long and black. The line at popeys
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes
“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black
how do chinese people name thier baby , they throw pots down the stairs bing bong ching chong
why cant 2 chinese people have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
