Racist jokes
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.