Racist jokes
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.