What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Racist Jokes
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
"Ching chang chong."
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
