Racist jokes
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.