Racist jokes
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
"Ching chang chong."
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?