What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire? He won the F1 Wheelchair race
Race car backwards is race car. Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died
why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
