Race jokes
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
"Curry muncher!"
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.