Question jokes

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George!

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

What is depressed and gay? Me.

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?

Question: How did the cat cross the river?

Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

You really gay. No questions added.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!