How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Question Jokes
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
You really gay. No questions added.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Mommy?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
