Question jokes

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Question: How did the cat cross the river?

Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

You really gay. No questions added.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

What is this joke?

Are you serious right now, bro?