Question jokes

There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.

The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"

What time eeeeeee?

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

What is depressed and gay? Me.

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George!

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

Question: How did the cat cross the river?

Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

A: Names.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

You really gay. No questions added.