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My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What is yellow?
Why did you say not to?
What is your address?
How long are you? I
What picture is that?
How long is it?
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What is you you?
Quiz: Turn what for what?
