Question jokes
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
El, can you grab me that bow?
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?