Putin jokes
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
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So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.