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Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"