Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
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Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
