Put jokes

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator!

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."