Put jokes
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!