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A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

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How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?

Re-tarter sauce.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

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Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!