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I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.

What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?

Re-tarter sauce.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator!

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.