Friend: wana hear a joke
other Friend: sure
Friend: pussy
other Friend: i dont get it
Friend: and you never will
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
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i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it
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how much pussy does a preist get nun
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My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
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What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
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