So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener - pushing up the daisies!
Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator 😂😂
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Hola soy Dora do you see the Cliff. Say backpack. Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff you will not peek. Did you just peek. Close your eyes. You silly goose. The end
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
yo hairline is to pushed back looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Mrs Kadie- I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets. Duddy- sup FGTEEVERS me and James Marsden just got some Chick-filla. Viewers- Got ya again Mrs Kadie . Mrs Kadie- Vincent and James I am going to push you off your roof Duddy and James- AHHHHHHH
