Push Jokes

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator 😂😂

Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.

I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"

Mrs Kadie- I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets. Duddy- sup FGTEEVERS me and James Marsden just got some Chick-filla. Viewers- Got ya again Mrs Kadie . Mrs Kadie- Vincent and James I am going to push you off your roof Duddy and James- AHHHHHHH

yo hairline is to pushed back looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith

Hola soy Dora do you see the Cliff. Say backpack. Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff you will not peek. Did you just peek. Close your eyes. You silly goose. The end

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.

Love y'all so much!

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her

Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!

my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building

One time an and was collecting food suddenly a wind and pushed the ant to the river the ant said help help and a pigeon heared it then he grab a leaf and throwed It in a river the ant climbed on it and then pigeon and the ant became best friends but one time a hunter came to kill the pigeon when the saw him she bites his leg and the pigeon flys away from the arrow and that's how friends are everybody

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat

so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good