Push

Push Jokes

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..

It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

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I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I got sent to the principal office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, “HOTWHEELS!”